So now we are all set for the battle of the hostels, Ruby Cup.
As a part of the cricket team we have made our own new team. It has been named Zircon Zygotes. If you think thats funny then there are other team names like "gyara ghode maa ke l3&d@" The team consists of thirteen players.
1)Sandeep Patwa(c) - aka pattu,randi,doll,lesbus pattus. He is a useless player. He is the captain only cause he paid the entry fee for the tournament.
2)Birottam Dutta- aka Brittam bitta, biru, bru. He is one of our premier all rounders. No doubts he is the laziest player in the world.
3)Krishnendu Bhattacharjee- aka nandu, dodi, damodar, damo, dod shanker, the big ball. He is our opening bowler and a very good batsman too. He can literally roll down the opposition.
4)Akshay Chandrasekhar- aka pappu, pappus "gre"us. He is our main weapon. Our strike bowler. Our only hope. lol
5)Yatish Mishra- aka tang. He is also a good all-rounder. Actually he could become a very good commentator for ruby cup.
6)Maulik Kumar-aka mauls, mortein. He is a very destructive and an eye-popping bowler :)
7)Vasu Vineet Tewari- aka opulus heartthrobus, butla, tesu. He is a perfect example of "best things come in small packages"
8)Rajguru Sharma- aka Mehul Kumar, Guru, Dhakkan, Tubelight, oyyee, bey teri. Man he needs a starter. He is our wicket keeper cum waterboy cum ballboy.
9)Punit Rana- aka purana,punti, nachaniya, dhandewali. He is one the better batsmen and decent bowlers and best dancers.
10)Arya Ketan- aka malaysia, churi, chukesh, chur singh meena, chu-k. He is our only spinner. On his day he can be unplayable. He is officially our worst batsman.
11)Anil M.S- aka takla. He is another strike bowler and probably the fastest we have.
12)Hiren Makadia- aka macky, mota, basuuda. He is our official foreign player. He is our side screen too. :D. He is one of the slowest fast bowlers around here but his sportman spirit is unmatchable.
13)Shreyas Nair- aka dgr8one, nair, backus. I am the only hope that they have. Without me they will be doomed. I rate myself as a good batsman and an intelligent bowler. :)
As far as the non-playing staff is concerned we have:
Coach- Onkkar Inamdar aka Greg "chom"pal, chom, chicken, laupak, lekin lau- He is useless
"Ass" Coach- Piyush Mundhra aka mundhri pakoda, mudher bundar- He is even more useless.
Physio- Anchit Dhar aka haaalllaaaa. He will treat everyone with only love and no medicine and will make us eat the mess food too.
Cheer leaders- Dhruv Malhotra aka mallu, ch*(i^@ insaan. He is best in this business along with his room-mate Atul Chandrasekhar aka lota.
So this is our team and only future will say whether we win or lose but we will be the CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.