Saturday, December 8, 2007

Eight men, a watchman and a chicken in GOA

As soon as the exams were over we set out for our dream journey.. A small vacation in goa with college friends was a dream that i had been cherishing for long.. finally it was gonna turn true..

the train journey was full of fun.. i must say that the restrooms in the southindian station are really clean.!! with stop overs at Erode and Mangalore we finally reached MARGAO.

But before moving on to further details let me give u a small introduction to the Gang of Goa.
1)Arya Ketan aka churi, chacha churi- the mastermind behind the goa trip.. spotting him is very easy just search for a man with the shower cap.
2)Akshay chandrasekhar aka Vaazz, pappu- he is one tambi boy who has a liking for "lehman rice"
3)Yatish Mishra aka tang, mamaji- he is the kans mama of the kalyug
4)Krishnendu Bhattacharjee aka nandu, gendushree, mota nandu, Kristofaar- He is responsible for the changing centre of mass of goa.
5)Onkar Inamdar aka Chom, chicken- he is our family's pet.. people like to keep dogs cats and parrots as pets but he our family cannot live without this faithful chicken (read as cannot live without raping this loudmouth chicken). A small caveat- this chicken can shit in any place on the earth.
6)Guru Chu*^/@ aka mehul Kumar- he is our watchman. he wakes us up early in the moring and gets his fair share for doing that.
7)Vibhu Kapoor aka dadaji- He can never keep his mouth shut and always barks about his young times.
8)Kosstub aka dost- he is always behind his friend('s ass). He is one man who at the beginning of the trip was very sympathetic towards chicken and guru but by the end of the trip he was leading the ass-ass-ination.
9)Deepak V aka bong- he is dadaji's life saver after dadaji was found upside down in deep sea.. (i wonder what dadaji was trying to do..
10)Shreyas Nair aka nair- no intro needed..right?

Some of the most interesting points of the goa trip-

#when some of us were jumping in the sea water and others were playing football, guru, the self proclaimed king of goalkeepers, was spotted saying this- BEY DEKHTE HAIN WOH BAAT AB RAHI KI NAHI... lol
#Another comic instance was on the last day of our trip we all were supposed to go for a trek in the nearby area. Everyone slept late and no one was physically capable to walk outta the bed.. Guru, our loyal watchman, was trying to wake us up but genduji was in no mood.. he condition was - AGAR GURU SABSE APNE CHUCHE DABWAYEGA TO MEIN UTHOONGA
#While parasailing everyone had a lotta fun except the parasailer.. why?? because his engine almost burned out during nandu's turn.. in the first jerk everyone was supposed to go up but nandu was flying horizontally not vertically..
#during the banana ride which was the best of all the rides, our dear dadaji fell upside down into the water. then we just heard shouts of BACHAO BACHAO.. KOI MUJHE BACHAO.. MAIN DOOB RAHA HOON
#In the same banana ride when i fell off the boat i was confident that i would float but my dear mama thought that i was the boat and he kept pushing me down. luckily he realized that something was wrong else you would not be reading this blog
#on the kolva beach chom was buried in the sand and we all stood on him. ab jab chom frust karega to hum woh pic dekhkar khush ho jayenge. haha chutiya chicken


(p.s- i cannot remember many incidents but will be posting em asap)

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